Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. Winston Churchill

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it. ~ Winston Churchill

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. ~ Winston Churchill

It's a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. ~ Winston Churchill

Personally I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. ~ Winston Churchill

I like a man who grins when he fights. ~ Winston Churchill

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. ~ Winston Churchill

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. ~ Winston Churchill

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~ Winston Churchill


I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill

I must place on record my regret that the human race ever learned to fly. ~ Winston Churchill

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. ~ Winston Churchill

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. ~ Winston Churchill

We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glow worm. ~ Winston Churchill

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. ~ Winston Churchill

When you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. ~ Winston Churchill

If you're going through hell, keep going. ~ Winston Churchill

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice. ~ Winston Churchill

Never, never, never give up. ~ Winston Churchill

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite, on formal declaration of war ~ Winston Churchill

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