Laughter .. The Best Medicine

 Laughter the Best Medicine

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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

Anonymous

Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.

Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

Time passes irrevocably.

Virgil

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Lane Olinghouse

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

Alex Hamilton

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

Jon Lithgow

Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

John Lennon

Tip the world on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles

Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

To be great is to be misunderstood.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

To be loved, be lovable.

Ovid

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Ashleigh Brilliant

To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life.

Abbie M. Dale

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

To err is human, to forgive, divine.

Alexander Pope

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Orben - Current Comedy

To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.

Francis Crawford

To finish a work? To finish a picture? What nonsense! To finish it means to be through with it, to kill it, to rid it of its soul, to give it its final blow, the coup de Grace for the painter as well as for the picture.

Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

To hold a pen is to be at war.

Voltaire (1694-1778)

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

Anonymous

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Charles William Stubbs

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

To those who think that the law of gravity interferes with their freedom, there is nothing to say.

Lionel Tiger

Toleration and liberty are the foundations of a great republic

Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.

James F. Byrnes

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Mae West (1892-1980)

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks

Treat a work of art like a prince. Let it speak to you first.

Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

True friendship is never serene.

Marie de Rabutin-Chantal

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.

Benjamin Spock, Dr. , American pediatrician, address to new parents

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one.

Konrad Lorenz

Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.

Matthew Arnold

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Charles Schultz

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.

Serge Gainsbourg

Understanding is a kind of ecstasy.

Carl Sagan

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

William Shakespeare - Henry IV Part I

Value your words. Each one may be the last.

Stanislaw J. Lec

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) , Chessmaster

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

Anonymous

Virtuous and vicious every man must be, few in the extreme, but all in the degree.

Alexander Pope

Visions of glory, spare my aching sight...

Thomas Gray

Voters quickly forget what a man says.

Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994) , Former U.S. President

Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour.

Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.

George S. Patton, General (1885-1945)

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glow worm.

Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965)

We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that.

Ivan Stang

We always love those who admire us, but we do not always love those whom we admire.

Francois de La Rouchefoucald , Duc de La Rouchefoucald

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

We are dancing on a volcano.

Comte De Salvandy

We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very grave danger they will be misinterpreted.

H. R. Haldeman , testifying in his own defense

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren't drinkin' aren't hittin'.

Casey Stengel

We are more important than the Catholic religion.

Juan Antonio Samaranch , International Olympic Committee president, on the significance of the Games

We are no more than candles burning in the wind.

Japanese Proverb

We are not abandoning our convictions, our philosophy or traditions, nor do we urge anyone to abandon theirs.

Mikhail Gorbachev

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Douglas MacArthur, General (1880-1964)

We are wiser than we know.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

We boil at different degrees.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.

Helen Keller

We can take an aircraft clear to the battlefield without bending tin.

Warren E. Richeson , MDHC Simulation Lab Manager

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Will Rogers (1879-1935)

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.

Athol Fugard

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.

Francois de La Rouchefoucald , Duc de La Rouchefoucald

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Vince Lombardi

We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language. Language is not simply a reporting device for experience but a defining framework for it.

Benjamin Whorf

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

We have had an Imperial lesson; it may make us an Empire yet!

Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

We have the power to make this the best generation of mankind in the history of the world or to make it the last.

John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.

Blaise Pascal - Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

Cullen Hightower

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

Jean de La Bruyere

We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.

Seneca (3 B.C. - 65 A.D.)

We only part to meet again.

John Gay

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller

We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.

John Webster

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Nick Faldo

We who are about to die, are going to take one hell of a lot of the bastards with us.

Joel Rosenberg - The Silver Crown

We will either find a way or make one.

Hannibal

We will hang you, never fear, most politely, most politely.

W. S. Gilbert, Sir

Weakness of character is the only defect that cannot be amended.

Francois de La Rouchefoucald , Duc de La Rouchefoucald

Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.

Homer Simpson , character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Martin Fraquhar Tupper

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

Andrew A. Rooney

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Jason Kidd , upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Tom Robbins

We've eliminated what is undesirable and kept what is good.

James Chu , Computer scientist, whose China Internet Corp. is building an "intranet" that limits access to non-Chinese parts of the Net

What do you take me for, an idiot?

Charles de Gaulle, General (1890-1970) , when a journalist asked him if he was happy

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

Anonymous

What have they done to you my poor child?

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have TV shows starring rubber squeak toys?

Douglas Coupland

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Woody Allen (1935- )

What is history but a fable agreed upon?

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.

Crowfoot , Blackfoot warrior and orator, 1890

What is moral is what you feel good after.

Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

Anonymous

What is now proved was once only imagined.

William Blake

What is the use of a book", thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"

Lewis Carroll

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Anonymous

What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.

Raymond Aron - The Opium of the Intellectuals

What price Glory?

Maxwell Anderson

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Ursula K. LeGuin

What the Caterpiller calls the end of the world, the Master calls a butterfly.

Richard Bach - Illusions

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.

Benjamin Disraeli

What we call "morals" is simply blind obedience to words of command.

Havelock Ellis

What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?

Robert Schuller

What you don't know would make a great book.

Sydney Smith

What! All this for a song?

William Cecil - Lord Burleigh

Whatever one man is capable of conceiving, other men will be able to achieve.

Jules Verne

Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times worse than nothing.

Sydney Smith

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

Joel Rosenberg - The Sleeping Dragon

What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another?

Alan Paton

What can you say about a society that says that god is dead and Elvis is alive?

Irv Kupcinet

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dwight D. Eisenhower