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A man is only as old as the woman he feels

Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

Samuel Butler

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Christopher Hampton

An egotist is a person of low taste--more interested in himself than in me.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) - The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.

Peter McArthur

All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

Anonymous

And who so happy, O who; As the Duck and the Kangaroo?

Edward Lear

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness.

Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.

John H. Patterson

A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning.

1996 Coca-Cola Company annual report

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well.

Anonymous

Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.

Erik Pepke

All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.

Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

Judy Garland

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

Ronnie Corbett

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Anonymous

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

Frederick Douglas

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.

Barbarella

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

Jake Johanson

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965)

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

John A. Shedd

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Evan Esar

A small mind is obstinate. A great mind can lead and be led.

Alexander Cannon

Abandon it.

Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) , on being asked how he would go about improving Pittsburgh

About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Herbert Hoover

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

Benjamin Disraeli

After the grand jury session, he (Vernon Jordan) told reporters that he answered the questions truthfully and to the best of his ability. Well, come on, which is it?

David Letterman

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

All adventure is now reactionary.

William F. Buckley, Jr.

All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.

George Orwell - Animal Farm

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Haythum R. Khalid

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel

All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.