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  1. "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers
  2. So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ~ Will Rogers
  3. Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
  4. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
  5. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? -- Will Rogers
  6. Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
  7. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. -- Will Rogers
  8. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers
  9. The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. -- Will Rogers
  10. Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
  11. "We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." - Will Rogers (1879-1935)


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